If anyone ever accused New York Democrat Socialist Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of not being a performance artist, that person is a liar.

When the federal government shut down this week, hundreds of people were affected — including a group of eighth graders from Zeta Charter Schools in the Bronx who were supposed to tour the U.S. Capitol. Their tour guide had been furloughed, their visit canceled, and their civics lesson seemingly lost, Chalk Beat reported.

Enter Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, never one to let a good crisis go to waste.

The congresswoman, who represents parts of Queens and the Bronx, had already planned to greet the students. But when she found out their tour was off, she reportedly decided the only way to save the day was to step in herself — as the star of her own unscripted production.

“It was a totally different direction than we thought the day would go,” said Dan Rojas, the school manager and one of the chaperones. “We knew that what we had planned was not going to happen in the way that we had planned it many months ago. It turned very, very quickly into, actually, a much better experience.”

AOC, a 35-year-old progressive icon who’s built her career on viral moments, apparently couldn’t resist the urge to turn a canceled tour into another public display of her “for the people” brand. She met the students outside the Capitol, took charge of the group, and guided them inside — cameras rolling, of course.

The adults were reportedly star-struck when Ocasio-Cortez strolled up to them, but the students, being middle schoolers, didn’t share the same awe.

“Before we actually met her, I had no idea who she was,” said 13-year-old Jordan Allen.

The congresswoman wasted no time turning the tour into a lesson about herself — sharing how she grew up in the Bronx and Westchester County, worked as a bartender, and “defied the odds” to unseat Joe Crowley, a powerful incumbent, at 28.

“It was like seeing America change in live,” Allen said. “It was amazing.”

For Ocasio-Cortez, it was also the perfect backdrop: the Capitol nearly empty, reporters looking for color during a shutdown, and a congresswoman who never met a spotlight she didn’t like.

She guided the group through lesser-known areas — including a reading room normally reserved for female members of Congress — and used it to deliver a mini-lecture on women’s struggles in government.

Ocasio-Cortez highlighted figures like Patsy Mink, the first woman of color elected to the House, and Shirley Chisholm, the Brooklyn native and first Black woman in Congress. For her, every stop seemed another cue for a monologue about empowerment — and by implication, herself.

“It was inspiring to see such a powerful woman,” said 12-year-old Maia Gilliam.

“She made the tour a lot more interesting,” added 13-year-old Zachary Martinez.

AOC’s spokesperson, Karla Santillan, said the congresswoman wanted the students to feel welcome in “the people’s house.”

And to be fair, some of the kids walked away feeling inspired.

“I feel like all these old people are often not making good decisions, and it’s really affecting us a lot,” said Martinez. “But as time goes on, people of our generation, or even people coming close to our generation, they’re making big changes. They’re changing the world. They’re making it better for everyone.”

But while the eighth graders saw an inspiring moment, critics saw something else: a familiar AOC performance — part classroom lesson, part campaign ad, all self-promotion.

In the middle of a government shutdown, with thousands of federal workers furloughed, Ocasio-Cortez still managed to make the story about her.