An 83 year old british gentleman arrived in Paris by plane. As he was fumbling in his bag for his passport a stern French lady asked if he had been to France before. He liked he had indeed been previously.The lady scarcastially said then you should know to have your passport out and waiting sir. The gentleman said i didn’t have to show it last time.Impossible! The woman said, you British have always had to show your passports to get through here! The man passports to get through here!The man responded by whispering, well, when i came ashore on the beach on D Day in 1944, i couldn’t find any Frenchmen to show it to!… Wear your poppy with pride.
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